एक बार फ़न--जीव धर्मा ने एक मीटिंग करवाई ....
लग भग दस लोगों को बुलाया । अब बुलाया था तोह चाय पानी का इंतजाम भी करना था । इस लिए उसने ऑफिस के नौकर को बुलाया और कहा यह लो पचास रूपये और जा कर सब के लिए समोसे और कोल्ड ड्रिंक्स ले आओ और अपने लिए भी कुछ ले लेना । फ़िर वह जा के मीटिंग मैं बैठ गया ।
नौकर बाहर निकला और कहा saale की औकात है नहीं और दे रहा है पार्टी । बताओ पचास रुपएमैं दस समोसे और दस कोल्ड ड्रिंक्स भी ले आऊं और ख़ुद भी खा लूँ ...........वाह !! इस मैं तोह मुझे ही सौ रुपए डालने पड़ेंगे ।
पर अब क्या हो सकता था ? बेचारे को सौ रुपए डालने पड़े ।
पर वह भी एक नम्बर का चालू था । बदला लेने के लिए सब की कोल्ड ड्रिंक मैं थूक दिया और मिला दिया । सारा समान लेकर पहुचं गया मीटिंग में और देखने लगा की सब कैसे मेज़ लेकर उसका प्रसाद ले रहे हैं ।
फ़न---जीव भी अपनी होशियारी पर कुश हो रहा था की कितने सस्ते में काम कर लिया । नौकर की दक्षता से कुश हो कर उसने दस रुपए उसे दे दिए और कहा शाबाश ........... तुम काम के आदमी हो मेरे से मिलते रहना .............आगे भी ऐसा काम करोगे तोह इनाम मिलेगा ।
नौकर मन ही मन हंसा और सोचने लगा बेटा में भी बाप हूँ तेरा ..........अगली बार पचास रुपए में डेढ़ सौ का सामान मगाया तोह थूक की जगह लघु शंका ( आप जानते होंगे इस का मतलब ) दूंगा ।
तोह भाइयों कभी कभी फ़न--जीव से पार्टी न ले वरना .........ह्म्म्म्म्म्म्म आप जानते हैं क्या हो सकता है
अपने राये ज़रूर लिखें और मेरा प्रोत्साहन करें ................
देखते रह्ये ............फ़न---जीव धर्मा के कारनामे
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फ़न--जीव धर्मा के कारनामे
यह है एक नई सीरीज़
फ़न--जीव एक बहुत ही अजीब इंसान है जो अपनी झंड करवाता है सब से यह सीरीज़ समर्पित है उस की बेवकूफी को ॥
सूचना: इस सीरीज़ के सभी पात्र और घटनाये काल्पनिक हैं । इन का किसी व्यक्ति , स्थान या घटना से कोई सम्भंद नहीं है । यही किसी व्यक्ति या घटना से इस की समनता होती है तोह इसे मात्र अक सयोग कहा जाएगा ।
फ़न--जीव एक बार एक पार्टी मैं आमंत्रित किए गए । उन का पहनावे का तरीका तोह सब को पता ही है ।
लगता था जैसे शर्ट पूचा लगाने के बाद बिना प्रेस किया पहन ली हो। तोह दरबान ने दरवाजे रूका और बोला कहाँ जाते हो? उस ने बोला मैं यहाँ पार्टी मैं आया हूँ। दरबान बोल बहुत अची तेरह से जानता हूँ तुम जैसे लोगो को , अपने कपड़े देखे हैं । साले मुफ्त का खाना खाने चले आते हैं । भाग यहाँ से नहीं तोह पुलिस को बुलाता हूँ
औकात नहीं है झाडू मारने की , आ गए पार्टी मैं जेब कतरे कहीं के , ऐसा मारूंगा
की नानी याद आ जायेगी ।
फ़न--जीव की जान निकल गयी सोचा अब तोह ढाबा भी बंद हो गया होगा कहाँ खाऊंगा । बड़े मुश्किल से दरबान से मिन्नत कर के अन्दर से चार केले ला कर दे दिए और उस ने अपने बन्दर स्टाइल मैं चुप चाप खा लिए और वहीं सो गया ।
तोह भाइयों यह था पहला कार नामा ............अपनी rai ज़रूर likhen ।
फ़न--जीव एक बहुत ही अजीब इंसान है जो अपनी झंड करवाता है सब से यह सीरीज़ समर्पित है उस की बेवकूफी को ॥
सूचना: इस सीरीज़ के सभी पात्र और घटनाये काल्पनिक हैं । इन का किसी व्यक्ति , स्थान या घटना से कोई सम्भंद नहीं है । यही किसी व्यक्ति या घटना से इस की समनता होती है तोह इसे मात्र अक सयोग कहा जाएगा ।
फ़न--जीव एक बार एक पार्टी मैं आमंत्रित किए गए । उन का पहनावे का तरीका तोह सब को पता ही है ।
लगता था जैसे शर्ट पूचा लगाने के बाद बिना प्रेस किया पहन ली हो। तोह दरबान ने दरवाजे रूका और बोला कहाँ जाते हो? उस ने बोला मैं यहाँ पार्टी मैं आया हूँ। दरबान बोल बहुत अची तेरह से जानता हूँ तुम जैसे लोगो को , अपने कपड़े देखे हैं । साले मुफ्त का खाना खाने चले आते हैं । भाग यहाँ से नहीं तोह पुलिस को बुलाता हूँ
औकात नहीं है झाडू मारने की , आ गए पार्टी मैं जेब कतरे कहीं के , ऐसा मारूंगा
की नानी याद आ जायेगी ।
फ़न--जीव की जान निकल गयी सोचा अब तोह ढाबा भी बंद हो गया होगा कहाँ खाऊंगा । बड़े मुश्किल से दरबान से मिन्नत कर के अन्दर से चार केले ला कर दे दिए और उस ने अपने बन्दर स्टाइल मैं चुप चाप खा लिए और वहीं सो गया ।
तोह भाइयों यह था पहला कार नामा ............अपनी rai ज़रूर likhen ।
HINDU RITUALS ----------ACTS, WHAT DHARAM GURUS SAY AND THE SCIENCE BEHIND?---2
Disclaimer: All the evidences presented here are based on personal research and readings of various holy books and literature research and this research has not been validated by any recognized institute।
Acts-----------Chanting Mantr during havan and for peace of mind or to pacify the effect of movement of planets and to get rid of misfortune.
What Dharm Gurus say--------Today’s scientific society says that there is no effect of any Mantr on the fortune of the person chanting and also they don’t believe in the effect of planetary motion on the fortune of the man. It is considered useless to do Anushthan and Havan to change your bad luck or losses and circumstances.No Mantr Jaap is effective according to them .They say how can a planet so far can effect or fate and behavior . How the time and the place of birth can have a effect on the fortune of a person. Astrology and palmistry area bogus and fraud science according to them. Even the rituals like giving water to a Peepal (Banyan) tree and many more are considered useless.
Science Behind----------As far as Mantr are concerned. The way of chanting matter a lot , if they are not pronounced properly , then it can lead to negative results also. Now, they work . It is all related to the energy around the person who is performing the rituals and the one who is attending it .All the problems in a person’s life are caused due to change in the energy around the person i.e. the aura of the person .This is a bit complicated and microscopic. The actions of persons are effected by his thinking and this thinking is affected by the health of a person .When ever there is a misfortune or ill health there is a change in the energy circle. To correct this disturbance Mantr Uucharan and sounds produced in correct manner from Mantr will vibrate the atmosphere and effect the energy circle of the person . The acts of giving water to trees effect because when some one visits the trees the kind of air released and the soil around the trees when touched by bare feet passes on a certain type of energy depending on the type of tree and the problem . This air and energy has a healing effect on the energy of the body of the person and which is ultimately reflected in the thinking and the actions resulting in the change of fortune. Similarly is the effect of the mantr to correct the effect of planetary motion.
NOW THE QUESTION IS HOW PLANETS SO FAR CAN AFFECT OUR LIVES?
HOW CAN MANTR PACIFY THERE EFFECT OR CORRECT THEM?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE DEALT IN NEXT PART……..
Acts-----------Chanting Mantr during havan and for peace of mind or to pacify the effect of movement of planets and to get rid of misfortune.
What Dharm Gurus say--------Today’s scientific society says that there is no effect of any Mantr on the fortune of the person chanting and also they don’t believe in the effect of planetary motion on the fortune of the man. It is considered useless to do Anushthan and Havan to change your bad luck or losses and circumstances.No Mantr Jaap is effective according to them .They say how can a planet so far can effect or fate and behavior . How the time and the place of birth can have a effect on the fortune of a person. Astrology and palmistry area bogus and fraud science according to them. Even the rituals like giving water to a Peepal (Banyan) tree and many more are considered useless.
Science Behind----------As far as Mantr are concerned. The way of chanting matter a lot , if they are not pronounced properly , then it can lead to negative results also. Now, they work . It is all related to the energy around the person who is performing the rituals and the one who is attending it .All the problems in a person’s life are caused due to change in the energy around the person i.e. the aura of the person .This is a bit complicated and microscopic. The actions of persons are effected by his thinking and this thinking is affected by the health of a person .When ever there is a misfortune or ill health there is a change in the energy circle. To correct this disturbance Mantr Uucharan and sounds produced in correct manner from Mantr will vibrate the atmosphere and effect the energy circle of the person . The acts of giving water to trees effect because when some one visits the trees the kind of air released and the soil around the trees when touched by bare feet passes on a certain type of energy depending on the type of tree and the problem . This air and energy has a healing effect on the energy of the body of the person and which is ultimately reflected in the thinking and the actions resulting in the change of fortune. Similarly is the effect of the mantr to correct the effect of planetary motion.
NOW THE QUESTION IS HOW PLANETS SO FAR CAN AFFECT OUR LIVES?
HOW CAN MANTR PACIFY THERE EFFECT OR CORRECT THEM?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE DEALT IN NEXT PART……..
Friday, May 16, 2008
HINDU RITUALS ----------ACTS, WHAT DHARAM GURUS SAY AND THE SCIENCE BEHIND?
Disclaimer: All the evidences presented here are based on personal research and readings of various holy books and literature research and this research has not been validated by any recognized institute.
For long people in India have been following various rituals advised to them from various sources like pundits, gurus, prvachankartas etc. without knowing the logic and science and the reasons why there is a different solution for each problem of their life through conducting different rituals.
On the other hand there are people who ridicule these practices and make mockery of these rituals and these include some very famous and reputed Samajas and dharma Gurus. They say its useless to do these things like Havan, pooja- paatth,Bhajans , kirtan , Aarti , Bhog , Chandanlepan, wearing of sacred threads( janaeuo), worshipping various idols and trees or plants .They even claim that these are all bogus things with no basis whatsoever behind them and that these practices don’t serve any purpose to the life of the people. They say that there is no effect of planetary motion on life of individuals and nothing like wearing stones for chanting a particular mantr will bring any change to life of people. But these things have been there for many millennium and are still alive, so there should be some science behind them because myths cannot survive for long is this world of where so many intellectuals like our present Dharm Gurus and various scientific samajs are present.
In this series I would like to tell you some of the finding about the rituals of Hindus, based on my understanding of their real life application and scientific reasoning. Any type of queries is welcome.
Here I present the first part in this series:
Acts---------Havan .It is performed at many occasions like janm (Birth), mrituu (Death), Shaddi (Weddings) etc. It involves the use of mantrs as per the occasion and devoting the Havan Samagri in the havan kund.
What Dharm Gurus say--------This is wastage of money and affords. God (for those societies that believe that God do exist) will not be pleased by these kinds of things; instead we should feed poor to make him happy .No Havan can bring a person a happy life. God is in our hearts and these things are just waste of resources. Now, those who don’t believe in God say that if there is no God then why perform all these rituals, man is maker of his own destiny and havans are not going to change anything .Some of them even to the extend of saying that these practices cause pollution.
Science behind-------------In Havan , the havan samagri used contains around 80 herbs including Chandan mogra, kevda ,gugal and many more .Beside these things Ghee ,kapoor (camphor) are also added. Now when these things burn in Havan Kund the smoke generated contains the collective effect of all the herbs and other ingredients .These thing have a medical significance ( as proved in various studies) so these things tend to purify the body fluids of any person sitting in the Havan or even passing it near by place . Inhalation of the smoke helps in killing the various microbial, fungal and even viral organisms that be effecting the person concerned. At the time of birth the child and his/her mother suffer various pains and distortions that may result in the production of various stress hormones, which may a deleterious effect on the health of both the persons. The smoke of Havan samagri have the ability to nullify the effect of these hormones and hence it is necessary to conduct a havan after the birth of the child .The havans should be done regularly to purify the air of homes and for good health of the family members . Now at the time of marriage it is necessary to purify the bodies of both bride and groom because it is a union of two persons in both physical and spiritual aspects so for this purpose , if their shawans (breaths and air inside body) is not pure , then this may lead to tensions ,because in today’s world there are a lot of stresses and health problems due to pollution and to nullify or to some extend pacify their effect at the time of this holy occasion, on union is very necessary or it may lead to defects in their off spring and increase the mental level stresses , as it is a major change in life of both .So to cope up with these things they need to be purified with the holy smoke of Havan . In some books it was found that this smoke also affects the fertility of the couple and hence helping in bearing healthy children. Similarly the havan done at different occasions have its own significance.
NOW THE QUESTION ARISES IF SOMKE IS WHAT ALL MATTERS THEN WHY TO CHANT MANTR AT THE TIME OF HAVAN?
WHY NOT SIMPPLY BURN THE HAVAN SAMAGRI AND INHALE THE HEALING HOLY SOME?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE DEALT IN NEXT PART.
For long people in India have been following various rituals advised to them from various sources like pundits, gurus, prvachankartas etc. without knowing the logic and science and the reasons why there is a different solution for each problem of their life through conducting different rituals.
On the other hand there are people who ridicule these practices and make mockery of these rituals and these include some very famous and reputed Samajas and dharma Gurus. They say its useless to do these things like Havan, pooja- paatth,Bhajans , kirtan , Aarti , Bhog , Chandanlepan, wearing of sacred threads( janaeuo), worshipping various idols and trees or plants .They even claim that these are all bogus things with no basis whatsoever behind them and that these practices don’t serve any purpose to the life of the people. They say that there is no effect of planetary motion on life of individuals and nothing like wearing stones for chanting a particular mantr will bring any change to life of people. But these things have been there for many millennium and are still alive, so there should be some science behind them because myths cannot survive for long is this world of where so many intellectuals like our present Dharm Gurus and various scientific samajs are present.
In this series I would like to tell you some of the finding about the rituals of Hindus, based on my understanding of their real life application and scientific reasoning. Any type of queries is welcome.
Here I present the first part in this series:
Acts---------Havan .It is performed at many occasions like janm (Birth), mrituu (Death), Shaddi (Weddings) etc. It involves the use of mantrs as per the occasion and devoting the Havan Samagri in the havan kund.
What Dharm Gurus say--------This is wastage of money and affords. God (for those societies that believe that God do exist) will not be pleased by these kinds of things; instead we should feed poor to make him happy .No Havan can bring a person a happy life. God is in our hearts and these things are just waste of resources. Now, those who don’t believe in God say that if there is no God then why perform all these rituals, man is maker of his own destiny and havans are not going to change anything .Some of them even to the extend of saying that these practices cause pollution.
Science behind-------------In Havan , the havan samagri used contains around 80 herbs including Chandan mogra, kevda ,gugal and many more .Beside these things Ghee ,kapoor (camphor) are also added. Now when these things burn in Havan Kund the smoke generated contains the collective effect of all the herbs and other ingredients .These thing have a medical significance ( as proved in various studies) so these things tend to purify the body fluids of any person sitting in the Havan or even passing it near by place . Inhalation of the smoke helps in killing the various microbial, fungal and even viral organisms that be effecting the person concerned. At the time of birth the child and his/her mother suffer various pains and distortions that may result in the production of various stress hormones, which may a deleterious effect on the health of both the persons. The smoke of Havan samagri have the ability to nullify the effect of these hormones and hence it is necessary to conduct a havan after the birth of the child .The havans should be done regularly to purify the air of homes and for good health of the family members . Now at the time of marriage it is necessary to purify the bodies of both bride and groom because it is a union of two persons in both physical and spiritual aspects so for this purpose , if their shawans (breaths and air inside body) is not pure , then this may lead to tensions ,because in today’s world there are a lot of stresses and health problems due to pollution and to nullify or to some extend pacify their effect at the time of this holy occasion, on union is very necessary or it may lead to defects in their off spring and increase the mental level stresses , as it is a major change in life of both .So to cope up with these things they need to be purified with the holy smoke of Havan . In some books it was found that this smoke also affects the fertility of the couple and hence helping in bearing healthy children. Similarly the havan done at different occasions have its own significance.
NOW THE QUESTION ARISES IF SOMKE IS WHAT ALL MATTERS THEN WHY TO CHANT MANTR AT THE TIME OF HAVAN?
WHY NOT SIMPPLY BURN THE HAVAN SAMAGRI AND INHALE THE HEALING HOLY SOME?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE DEALT IN NEXT PART.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Truth about JIT placement cell---2
This is a recent incident
some students went to sanita to ask her to get some companies for Siotech branch
when student-1 goes to her
student------------"Mam please call some siotech companies atleast we should get placed in our core stream"
sanita------------"are u placed?"
student-"yes but in IT company"
sanita---------"Then dont come again to me , why did you took the placement in IT if you dont want to go in it .............even if we call we will not allow those placed in IT to sit in core companies"
when student-2 goes to her
sstudent----------"Mam its a long wait now our session is going to end please call some siotech companies so that i can get placed before i leave college"
sanita-----------"We are trying hard but company will not come for 1 student .also those who are placed in IT dont come to me.....if they also come to me then the list of candidates will be more then may be company will come , ask them to come to me........and dont loose hope we will
be calling companies till december"
NOW TELL ME IS IT WORTH TO WAIT TILL DECEMBER AND TRUST PLACEMENT CELL WITH DUAL FACE .
SHOULD ANYBODY WAIT FOR THEM TO DO SOMETHING .......THOUGH THEY HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TILL NOW TO CALL ANY CORE COMPANY OR SHOULD WE GO FOR OTHER OPTIONS LIKE MBA/MS
some students went to sanita to ask her to get some companies for Siotech branch
when student-1 goes to her
student------------"Mam please call some siotech companies atleast we should get placed in our core stream"
sanita------------"are u placed?"
student-"yes but in IT company"
sanita---------"Then dont come again to me , why did you took the placement in IT if you dont want to go in it .............even if we call we will not allow those placed in IT to sit in core companies"
when student-2 goes to her
sstudent----------"Mam its a long wait now our session is going to end please call some siotech companies so that i can get placed before i leave college"
sanita-----------"We are trying hard but company will not come for 1 student .also those who are placed in IT dont come to me.....if they also come to me then the list of candidates will be more then may be company will come , ask them to come to me........and dont loose hope we will
be calling companies till december"
NOW TELL ME IS IT WORTH TO WAIT TILL DECEMBER AND TRUST PLACEMENT CELL WITH DUAL FACE .
SHOULD ANYBODY WAIT FOR THEM TO DO SOMETHING .......THOUGH THEY HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TILL NOW TO CALL ANY CORE COMPANY OR SHOULD WE GO FOR OTHER OPTIONS LIKE MBA/MS
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Truth about JIIT placement cell
This news is direct from company sources
situation one month ago.........
sanita( name changed) says-------"Quiintiles dont have projects and we have asked them to come to JIIT when they hv projects and go to any other college"
company sources says -------------"Quiintiles have projects but dont have vaccanices"
situation 1 week ago.............
sanita says --------------" i have not talked to them as soon as they have project they wil come here have patience and you should wait till december...........i cant put pressue on them to come if there are no vaccancies"
company sources says-------------"Quintiles have vaccancies and i dont know why college is not calling the company"
keep visiting there are more truths to come in this series
situation one month ago.........
sanita( name changed) says-------"Quiintiles dont have projects and we have asked them to come to JIIT when they hv projects and go to any other college"
company sources says -------------"Quiintiles have projects but dont have vaccanices"
situation 1 week ago.............
sanita says --------------" i have not talked to them as soon as they have project they wil come here have patience and you should wait till december...........i cant put pressue on them to come if there are no vaccancies"
company sources says-------------"Quintiles have vaccancies and i dont know why college is not calling the company"
keep visiting there are more truths to come in this series
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